OMG! I Just Ate a Plate of Vomit! - Worst Nachos Ever


La Hacienda San Carlos CA
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Atmosphere: Nothing special and smaller than it looked from the street, but that’s never an indication. The patio is kinda nice but there is no view, only the main drag. When I think of a cantina there should be some kind of vibe if even kitchy or dive. Low score here.

Service: Yes I was acknowledged when I came in. A moment later I was asked what I wanted and did not feel any more welcome. Food arrived in short order, maybe less than 10min. Just placed on the table and walked away. Again a low score

Appearance: This is where the flags started really going off. The gods honest truth was this looks like something the dog rejected in the middle of the night. Again, I knocked down and said to myself, “looks can be deceiving”. Yeah right……NOT! No texture, no layers, no colorist nothing to excite you. I can’t even score these

Taste: The brain says “look at this mess” then the brain tells you “OMG it really does taste like a plate of vomit!!!!!” With all the liquid on the plate it is no wonder that the flavorless chips lasted more than one minute. All I really could taste was the beans and a touch of that red sauce. Just thinking of what they could potentially have in the back they could not even do some fresh salsa…. Nope! Just look at when they did offer for salsa?????

Value: If they had a sale at 50% off I would say save your money. If they were giving then away for free, I would still walk on.

Ok, so the title is really being nice. If you needed something just to keep you alive for another day, then sure eat what they call nachos. If you have read some of my reviews or seen a YouTube video then you know I try to find something redeeming about every nacho experience, gut in this case I for the life of me can’t see a damn thing. So how did I get here? For years I have driven down Laurel Street and kept saying, “when am I going to try this place”, and it looks cool, bet sitting on the patio with some nachos would be a nice experience. Well one day I had the time and was seriously hungry. I also had to keep in the area to see my wife later in the day.

Sooooo…….. From the moment I walked in everything started to go South. Let’s review:

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  • Name of Location: La Hacienda
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  • Zip Code: 94070
  • Value: 1
  • Appearance: 1
  • Ambience: 3
  • Taste: 1
  • Service: 2
  • Total: 8/50
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